my grandmother does not like this one:

and she didnt know what this one is:

i found a fisheye attachment for $40 on craigslist, embarrassed myself supremely in front of an Actual Photographer when i randez-vous'd with him at the impossible-to-fucking-find-ihop in the part-of-town-i-dont-know, and have been engrossed with it for a good portion of the day, taking pictures mostly of my kid sister, and pictures mostly that she does not like. more eye. less forehead.